But what I woke up with in my head today was a winner....
I'm having my morning coffee and Ally Sheedy* shows up at my kitchen window. It's just about dawn and she's wearing sunglasses and looks scared. She asks if she can come in. So, since she's Ally Sheedy, I say sure.
Somehow magically she appears at my kitchen table, and has a coffee. She didn't use a door or the window. Just poof, she's there.
I jump a foot and she asks me to relax; "Although I am a vampire, I'm not going to bite you. It's too close to morning to do that."
I'm sorry... Ally Sheedy is a vampire?
She goes on to tell me that she became a vampire while making the movie "Maid To Order" And since then she's been having trouble getting mainstream roles. I suggested doing a "Short Circuit 3" and she said Johnny 5's head is too big now that he has "Wall-E money" from Disney. Johnny was going to sue them for using his likeness without permission, so Disney paid him off to be quiet.
"I need a place to hide until sundown. I'm being chased by Van Helsing."
And then I woke up...