Jon's Java - The Mad Puppeteer
The Blog Formerly Known As A Puppet A Day... Now with more madness... Puppet, comics, art, coffee, movies, life, and a lot of whatever!!!
Tuesday, March 28, 2023
Bernice, Too - On DVD!
Monday, March 27, 2023
Smile.
And I found this picture of my brother in a little wooden box of my mother's that was packed in a box of her stuff. This picture was taken somewhere within the year leading up to my brother's death. I took it. I remember goofing around with the Polaroid camera we had in the house very well.
Happy Birthday Michael. I think about you every day, and with a smile on your face when I do. Even if it's just a smirk like in the picture above.
Today is the start of only living to push for the highest highs. So, when my time comes people will think of me smiling.
Friday, March 24, 2023
BERNICE, TOO! Streaming NOW!!!
You've been asking us when it'll be happening! And now is the time! And the time is limited!
Head on over to https://elmwood.vhx.tv/ now to order for $15.00!
And after 3/26/23 it will no longer be available to order! But if you have bought it, you'll have it there to watch anytime, even after March 26th! But don't miss this! We have no idea when it will be online streaming again!
Two men. One wheelchair. And a day in their lives... The world is a wonderful and strange place. Let's spend some time in theirs. "Bernice, Too" is a music infused experimental sketch comedy, starring a cast of puppets, in a world of our creation. Nothing too deep. But, maybe just deep enough.
"Bernice, Too" is PG-13.
Check out this review of "Bernice, Too"! -
https://filmthreat.com/reviews/bernice-too/
#whoisbernice
Wednesday, March 22, 2023
Order "Bernice, Too" Now! Before It's Too Late!
"BERNICE, TOO" is coming to streaming! For one weekend only!!!
Monday, March 13, 2023
BERNICE!!!
"BERNICE, TOO" is coming to streaming! For one weekend only!!!
You've been asking us when it'll be happening! And now is the time! And the time is limited!
Head on over to https://elmwood.vhx.tv/ now to pre-order the film!
Now through March 24 are the pre-orders for only $10.00 for this flick and from 3/24 through 3/26 it will be $15.00!
And after 3/26/23 it will no longer be available to order! But if you have bought it, you'll have it there to watch anytime, even after March 26th! But don't miss this! We have no idea when it will be online streaming again!
Two men. One wheelchair. And a day in their lives... The world is a wonderful and strange place. Let's spend some time in theirs. "Bernice, Too" is a music infused experimental sketch comedy, starring a cast of puppets, in a world of our creation. Nothing too deep. But, maybe just deep enough.
"Bernice, Too" is PG-13.
Check out this review of "Bernice, Too"! - https://filmthreat.com/reviews/bernice-too/
#whoisbernice
Sunday, March 12, 2023
Best Movies of 2022
So, the Oscars are on TV tonite...
Every year folks and friends ask me what I think are the best films of the past year around this time. And usually, I toss out names of a couple oddballs that these big award shows are afraid to even mention for fear of not getting ratings and advertising dollars...
This year I decided to put a list together of my faves from 2022... In no particular order, and with no explanations. And I'm sure I'm forgetting something. This is just off the top of my head. These are just great flicks I really had fun watching last year -
Saturday, March 4, 2023
BERNICE, TOO - STREAMING MARCH 24TH-26TH! PREORDER NOW!
"Bernice, Too" is PG-13.
Show some love for Elmwood! It's your support that keeps content like this coming! Shop Elmwood at https://elmwoodproductions.storenvy.com/ and https://elmwoodproductions.com/shop--more.html Stay up to date with us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/elmwoodproductions/ and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/elmwoodproductions/ Subscribe to our YouTube -https://www.youtube.com/@ElmwoodProductions/featured Visit our Ko-Fi Page and help keep us caffeinated! - https://ko-fi.com/elmwoodproductions #whoisbernice #elmwoodproductions #elmwoodpuppets
Monday, February 27, 2023
BERNICE! Streaming! Pre-Order NOW!
"BERNICE, TOO" is coming to streaming! For one weekend only!!!
You've been asking us when it'll be happening! And now is the time! And the time is limited!
Head on over to https://elmwood.vhx.tv/ now to pre-order the film!
Now through March 24 are the pre-orders for only $10.00 for this flick and from 3/24 through 3/26 it will be $15.00!
And after 3/26/23 it will no longer be available to order! But if you have bought it, you'll have it there to watch anytime, even after March 26th! But don't miss this! We have no idea when it will be online streaming again!
Two men. One wheelchair. And a day in their lives... The world is a wonderful and strange place. Let's spend some time in theirs. "Bernice, Too" is a music infused experimental sketch comedy, starring a cast of puppets, in a world of our creation. Nothing too deep. But, maybe just deep enough.
"Bernice, Too" is PG-13.
Check out this review of "Bernice, Too"! - https://filmthreat.com/reviews/bernice-too/
#whoisbernice
Saturday, February 18, 2023
"Bernice, Too" Streaming 3/24-3/26! Order Now!
"Bernice, Too" is PG-13.
Show some love for Elmwood! It's your support that keeps content like this coming! Shop Elmwood at https://elmwoodproductions.storenvy.com/ and https://elmwoodproductions.com/shop--more.html Stay up to date with us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/elmwoodproductions/ and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/elmwoodproductions/ Subscribe to our YouTube -https://www.youtube.com/@ElmwoodProductions/featured Visit our Ko-Fi Page and help keep us caffeinated! - https://ko-fi.com/elmwoodproductions
#whoisbernice #elmwoodproductions #elmwoodpuppets
Sunday, February 5, 2023
Wednesday, January 18, 2023
Snooze Button
Things may get a little slow around this site for it bit.
It's nothing bad. No, not at all.
I'm just in need a break from all the "media". Social or otherwise.
If Elmwood has something coming up it'll be here... And the puppets will return by spring. And Elmwood is working... Just wait for the weird and awesome shit we've got coming your way.
A re-birth is happening.
Let's call this hibernation. I'm a little burnt out. And a little ready for getting weird.
Wanna get weird? You know how to find me.
Monday, January 16, 2023
Thank you!
Sunday, January 15, 2023
One more thank you!
Time...
Saturday, January 14, 2023
Friday, January 13, 2023
Tonite! Be There! I'll Be There!
Tickets available at the door!
Join us January 13 for a screening of the film "Bernice, Too" and a musical performance by Arthur Louis Benson! And we'll be joined by the team at Funk Brewing!
Two men. One wheelchair. And a day in their lives... The world is a wonderful and strange place. Let's spend some time in theirs. "Bernice, Too" is a music infused experimental sketch comedy, starring a cast of puppets, in a world of our creation. Nothing too deep. But, maybe just deep enough. Join us 1/13/2023 for a screening of the Elmwood Productions film "BERNICE, TOO" and a musical performance by Arthur Louis Benson!! This is going to be a nite to remember! Our friends from Funk Brewing will also be on hand with a selection of their amazing beers! 7PM - Doors open - come early have a drink and munchies and hang out with members of the cast and crew of the film. And get your pictures with the puppet stars of the film! 7:30PM - Preshow musical performance by Arthur Benson II. Arthur's music is featured in the film! 8:00PM - "Bernice, Too" starts! 9:00PM - We will wrap up with as Q&A with the film makers More details to come ASAP! Details subject to change, if the do we will update! $8.00 - Online ticket sales end 1/12/23 at 12PM EST. Any tickets left will be sold at the door, cash, for $10.00. Get your tickets in advance and save! Kazoos encouraged. "Bernice, Too" is PG-13. This is an all-ages event. #whoisbernice For the Covid Guidelines at The Emmaus Theatre please https://www.emmaustheatre.com/ - Refunds will not be given to those who do not follow the guidelines. Online ticket sales will end January 12, 2023. Tickets will be at the door, cash only. Find Emmaus Theatre online here: https://www.emmaustheatre.com/ And Funk Brewing here: https://www.funkbrewing.com/
Tuesday, January 10, 2023
This Friday! The 13th! BERNICE INVADES PA!!!
Monday, January 9, 2023
Sunday, January 8, 2023
Saturday, January 7, 2023
Friday, January 6, 2023
ONE WEEK AWAY! BE THERE!
Join us January 13 for a screening of the film "Bernice, Too" and a musical performance by Arthur Louis Benson! And we'll be joined by the team at Funk Brewing!
Two men. One wheelchair. And a day in their lives... The world is a wonderful and strange place. Let's spend some time in theirs. "Bernice, Too" is a music infused experimental sketch comedy, starring a cast of puppets, in a world of our creation. Nothing too deep. But, maybe just deep enough. Join us 1/13/2023 for a screening of the Elmwood Productions film "BERNICE, TOO" and a musical performance by Arthur Louis Benson!! This is going to be a nite to remember! Our friends from Funk Brewing will also be on hand with a selection of their amazing beers! 7PM - Doors open - come early have a drink and munchies and hang out with members of the cast and crew of the film. And get your pictures with the puppet stars of the film! 7:30PM - Preshow musical performance by Arthur Benson II. Arthur's music is featured in the film! 8:00PM - "Bernice, Too" starts! 9:00PM - We will wrap up with as Q&A with the film makers More details to come ASAP! Details subject to change, if the do we will update! $8.00 - Online ticket sales end 1/12/23 at 12PM EST. Any tickets left will be sold at the door, cash, for $10.00. Get your tickets in advance and save! Kazoos encouraged. "Bernice, Too" is PG-13. This is an all-ages event. #whoisbernice For the Covid Guidelines at The Emmaus Theatre please https://www.emmaustheatre.com/ - Refunds will not be given to those who do not follow the guidelines. Online ticket sales will end January 12, 2023. Tickets will be at the door, cash only. Find Emmaus Theatre online here: https://www.emmaustheatre.com/ And Funk Brewing here: https://www.funkbrewing.com/
Monday, January 2, 2023
Sunday, January 1, 2023
I kinda have a life...
Be there! 1/13/23!
Tickets on sale now!
Join us January 13 for a screening of the film "Bernice, Too" and a musical performance by Arthur Louis Benson! And we'll be joined by the team at Funk Brewing!
Two men. One wheelchair. And a day in their lives... The world is a wonderful and strange place. Let's spend some time in theirs. "Bernice, Too" is a music infused experimental sketch comedy, starring a cast of puppets, in a world of our creation. Nothing too deep. But, maybe just deep enough. Join us 1/13/2023 for a screening of the Elmwood Productions film "BERNICE, TOO" and a musical performance by Arthur Louis Benson!! This is going to be a nite to remember! Our friends from Funk Brewing will also be on hand with a selection of their amazing beers! 7PM - Doors open - come early have a drink and munchies and hang out with members of the cast and crew of the film. And get your pictures with the puppet stars of the film! 7:30PM - Preshow musical performance by Arthur Benson II. Arthur's music is featured in the film! 8:00PM - "Bernice, Too" starts! 9:00PM - We will wrap up with as Q&A with the film makers More details to come ASAP! Details subject to change, if the do we will update! $8.00 - Online ticket sales end 1/12/23 at 12PM EST. Any tickets left will be sold at the door, cash, for $10.00. Get your tickets in advance and save! Kazoos encouraged. "Bernice, Too" is PG-13. This is an all-ages event. #whoisbernice For the Covid Guidelines at The Emmaus Theatre please https://www.emmaustheatre.com/ - Refunds will not be given to those who do not follow the guidelines. Online ticket sales will end January 12, 2023. Tickets will be at the door, cash only. Find Emmaus Theatre online here: https://www.emmaustheatre.com/ And Funk Brewing here: https://www.funkbrewing.com/