Thursday, July 28, 2016

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Today's Mug! "Fantastic!"

Last year the first film fest HEAD was accepted into was
Not only did we win Best Special Effects but I also go this sweet coffee mug!
We're looking forward to bringing our next horror flick to the fest, they were awesome to us!


Saturday, July 23, 2016

It just gets better...


Tricky, Mike, and I went to this show Tuesday...
The whole nite was amazing.

Friday, July 22, 2016

Horror Fest!


August 27th in Danbury to pimp out HEAD and all things Elmwood!
George Romero, The Ladies Of The Evil Dead,  Tyler Mane, and a few others will be there too.  They are probably just going to meet me and pick up a copy of the HEAD DVD, but I'm sure they will all be cool and shake your hand too!



Thursday, July 21, 2016

Today's Mug

This is the only piece of official merchandise from the short lived
TV series 'The Muppets"...
Awful title for the show, since there was just a movie with the same title.  Maybe if the show picked up where that flick, and Muppets Most Wanted ended it would have lasted longer.  That said, I did like the show a lot...  And like all shows I like over the past few years -  it didn't last.
But every time this mug would appear on screen in the show I would say
"I want one!"
And I got it!


Saturday, July 16, 2016

Thursday, July 14, 2016

We're getting there...

Say "CHEESE"!
The primary gang for "The Risley Brothers"!

Elmwood's mid-way through the shooting of the show!  Can't wait to wrap it up and show ya all!!!
And make sure to check out the short film that inspired this series on VHX!

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Just a beautiful day...

Normally I wouldn't share a pic like this on my blog here... 
Memes generally bore me.  But I was kicking back on this beautiful thinking about the past 41 years on this Earth, and thought the exact words that are pictured above.  And I smiled.  Cuz all the crap that was bad, was all worth it.  I can't sit here and complain at all. 
I'm a happy guy, and I hope all those around me are happy too.
In the words of Henson himself:
"It's a good life..."

Monday, July 11, 2016

Get HEAD forever!

We have a few HEAD DVDs left in the Etsy shop!
And they are on sale for a few days!
50% off!!! Only ten bucks!
This is the first printing of them!  A collectable for sure since we only made 200, and the next batch will have a new cover!!!

Saturday, July 9, 2016

Blue Man

Blue Man
Mouth Puppet - Now for sale on Etsy!

This guy is currently available in the "New And Awesome" section of my Etsy shop...  Snatch him up quick if you want him!

He began life a little different looking...  Hmmm...

Thursday, July 7, 2016

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Stuff... Buy Elmwood Stuff!


Yup...  I'll admit it, this post is all about me trying to get you to spend money on Elmwood stuff!

Here's some links....  Feel free to show your love for all we do at Elmwood Productions by purchasing something or sharing some of the links...  Or even better - do both!
Without your support making these fun films is just a little be harder, so we're counting on ya!  We love ya!

Movies - Download, Rent, Subscribe on
VHX!

Get puppets, and more odd things on

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Today's Mug... It's So Easy to drink coffee from this...

It's a Guns N' Roses mug!
Who cares what coffee is in it...  It's a Guns N' Fuckin' Roses mug!





Monday, June 27, 2016

Have I mentioned...

I feel like the luckiest man alive?

Friday, June 17, 2016

The TV network you've been waiting for....


So Elmwood has a TV channel now!
Well, sort of!!!

On VHX we've got The Elmwood Channel!
It can be watched online, and VHX is available on most platforms (Roku, etc...) So you can rent and buy our flicks, or even better - SUBSCRIBE!  It's all pretty cheap so get on this now!  We'll be adding a ton more content soon too, including "Animal Behavior", "G@mrz". "Steve The Vampire" and so much more!!!!  And the flicks from Euphio Films too!!!

Sunday, May 29, 2016

Never Give Up


Last nite's dream...


Furbies begin life made out of Gumibear style candy.  They are about the size of a palm, to start.
They are called Furbiebabies...
And they are evil.  If not eaten within 48 hours of creation they begin to plot to end the world.
Furbibbies are evil.  Very evil.

Monday, May 16, 2016

Monday Morning Song...


Coffee in hand...  The Muppet Movie soundtrack on the turntable...

Thanks Jim






Thursday, May 12, 2016

Sunday, May 1, 2016

Saturday, April 30, 2016

If u set ur mind free, baby, maybe u'll understand


And let's end this week of Prince lyrics with something a little more upbeat...

This song is from 1987, off my all time favorite Prince album called "Sign 'O' The Times"...
It's cute, and fun.  I always thought would have had a great music video had he done one back then.  But he didn't...
Then in 1997 he appeared on the short lived series "Muppets Tonight" to promote his most recent album, "Emancipation"
He didn't perform a single song from "Emancipation"..  Instead he did a at that time unreleased song called "She Gave Her Angels"...  And this...  "Starfish and Coffee"
Took him ten years, but an awesome video was made...  And over last weekend so many people posted this video on my Facebook page, or messaged me with it...  It's a classic, and I hope it puts a smile on your face.


It was 7:45 we were all in line
2 greet the teacher Miss Kathleen
First was Kevin, then came Lucy, third in line was me
All of us where ordinary compared to Cynthia Rose
She always stood at the back of the line
A smile beneath her nose
Her favorite number was 20 and every single day
If U asked her what she had 4 breakfast
This is what she'd say:
"Starfish and coffee
Maple syrup and jam
Butterscotch clouds, a tangerine
And a side order of ham
If U set your mind free, baby
Maybe you'd understand"
Starfish and coffee
Maple syrup and jam

Cynthia wore the prettiest dress
With different color socks
Sometimes I wondered if the mates where in her lunchbox
Me and Lucy opened it when Cynthia wasn't around
Lucy cried, I almost died, U know what we found?

Starfish and coffee
Maple syrup and jam
Butterscotch clouds, a tangerine
And a side order of ham
If U set your mind free, honey
Maybe you'd understand
Starfish and coffee
Maple syrup and jam

Cynthia had a happy face, just like the one she'd draw
On every wall in every school
But it's all right, it's 4 a worthy cause
Go on, Cynthia, keep singin'

Starfish and coffee
Maple syrup and jam
Butterscotch clouds, a tangerine
And a side order of ham
If U set your mind free, baby
Maybe you'd understand
Starfish and coffee
Maple syrup and jam

(starfish in your coffee, you will love it, told ya so)

Starfish and Coffee from the album "Sign 'O' The Times" -1987
Copyright 1987 Controversy Music - ASCAP